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you know, i don’t think i’ve had enough of the motherfucking snakes

In Uncategorized on August 21, 2006 at 5:00 pm
did you watch Snakes on a Plane this weekend? shame on you if you didn’t.

but don’t worry, i have a very simple set of instructions to rectify this situation (and get you back on my good side)

1) watch this video:

that’s Cobra Starship. they won the Snakes on a Plane theme song contest. yes, they really had an internet contest.

2) find all your friends who saw the movie already.

3) find all your friends who didn’t see the movie already.

4) find a movie theater showing Snakes on a Plane

5) get really drunk, if possible at the movie theater, during the feature: you should be tipsy by the time the title hits the screen (it’ll make the Tenacious D trailer even more enjoyable)

6) keep drinking

7) have fun

trust me: if the theater is full of people, you will have fun reacting with them. If not, then make sure you and your friends are as communicative as possible.

this is the only time i will ever encourage you to be really loud in a movie: make it count.

basically, have a drunken good time with your friends. the more the merrier!

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