New Years Checklist:
- Start drinking alcohol really early.
- Don’t eat anything to offset said alcohol.
- Be drunk before you get to the party.
- Correction: be drunk before you leave for the party.
- Have the first conversation with your ex-wife in over a year.
- Spend half of party having said conversation.
- Don’t bother talking to anyone else.
- Fall down the stairs.
- Drop your camera.
- Throw up.
- Fall down the stairs again.
- Drop your camera again (let it break this time).
- Oh yeah, midnight.
- Throw up again.
- Help your friend commit a misdemeanor.
- Be greedy: take your booze home with you.
- Go to another party (but wait for the cops to make you).
- Leave said party very quickly.
- Throw up again.
- Wait half an hour for a train to take you 2 stops.
- Throw up yet again.
- Feel lucky you don’t have to work the next morning.
- Eat Taco Bell for breakfast.
- Remember you didn’t call anyone at midnight.
- Don’t remember much of anything else.
It’s already a great year!!!